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你好! Bonjour! こんにちは! Madinn mhath! I'm Elizabeth (but most call me Lizzie). 18. I dance in public places, and read lots of weird and fantastic books. The internet is my godmother. Pop culture junkie/geek. Cat lover. IGGPPC member for life. Future UNC Asheville student. Enter my slightly weird, but definitely amazing, life.
"Not all those who wander are lost." -J.R.R. Tolkien

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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# me
  • Cashier: That'll be $17.67
  • Me: *hands over $20*
  • Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
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sadnessof:

When he tells you to unbutton your shirt, do it slowly.
Remember that champagne is stronger than it tastes.
Dig in the dirt with the fingernails you grew out to scratch his back.
Sacrifice worms and grasshoppers but light a candle in their honor.
Act more drunk than you actually are.
Get more drunk than you intend to.
Stop imagining your teeth becoming ungummed.
Stop imagining your hair becoming uprooted.
You are not a tree.
You are not a star.
You are not a bird.
You cannot sing.
Sing in the car, with the windows rolled down.
Ask him to grow his hair long enough for you to pull.
Scratch the hair on his belly to wake him up in the morning.
Stop wishing he would love you.
Drink two liters of water a day.
When your lips split, apply chapstick.
Soak in the bathtub until the water is cold.
Quit reading books about love.
Quit wanting love like the kind in books.
Quit buying tea cups and old records and knee high socks.
When he asks you to bend over, push him down.
When he offers you something sweet, lick a lime.
Spite him.
Tell no one.
Dye your hair pink.
Pierce your face.
When he asks why you are crying, tell a joke.
When he asks why you are crying, laugh.
When he asks why you are crying, leave.

by Amanda La Valley

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Can we just talk about how cute the Interstellar Selfie Station is? Like, I’m not one for selfies but I had so much fun taking these. And you can make gifs of yourself!

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gaywook:

togamisnipple:

instead of flirting guys should just start doing weird complex dances in colorful outfits to seduce us like most birds of paradise do to attract mates

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let me introduce you to the wonderful world of kpop

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stopitsgingertime:

omg u guys

the interstellar selfie station is probably the cutest thing ever

u can take photos or make a gif of yourself and pick your own color palette and it’s RLY ADORABLE……

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coffee—queen:

okay the HAIR

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

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ladiesagainsthumanity:

RUTH. BADER. GINSBURG. 

via @sethdmichaels

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